(2025 update - new chapter coming soon!) Johnny hears a new voice...but he doesnt know where its coming from. The urge to rip someones head off really sounds good right about now...until that voice reveals itself...its a ...girl! WHO CAN IT BE NOWWWW?

Johnny empieza una investigación sobre el sexo y descubre el porno de tortura en una misteriosa tienda de discos.

When six-year-old Molly hears strange noises coming from her neighbour's house one night, she gets out of bed to investigate. She has nothing to fear, after all. Her Mommy told her monsters weren't real - that she just needs to get used to the new house's sounds. So why does she find a spooky man digging in his backyard? And why is that other man sleeping beside him? JtHM fanfic.

A visit to the cemetery leads to conversation between Todd and Devi, opening up old wounds. Further talk unveils the origin of Johnny's nature and his own past.

It's been 4 years since Johnny left the city of Los Angeles, in those 4 years things have changed and not changed around the city, including his grip on his own emotions. Contains lots of swearing and gruesome murder, but no soy.

WARNING: It may kill you

Sometimes I when I was happy...

I don't know if this should be in crossover or not. JTHM ponies! I'm weird, don't judge me!

Jimmy's sense of morality went like this: theft of any object, person, or relationship was totally okay, as long as the person he was stealing it from didn't want it as much as he did.

nny does something that makes squee mad at him and now he has to take care of the small boy. NO nnyxsquee. more of a father son thing. flames are welcome this is only my second story.

NNY finds a fly spider in his torture room. He decides to let it live. Its a spider of a different nature.

A simple narrative of speculation on Johnny's past before his full take-over.

Johnny, a maniac turned mama, finds a baby. What will happen?

NNY writes more tortures down.

NNY decides to write down a bunch of his favorite tortures. And decides to put a few of them into practice.

Leila is not fond of the mundane, or very much else, for that matter. She's a cynic who doesn't really care if she lives or dies. You'd be the same way too if you didn't have any friends or immediate family in your life, and instead had a boring, dead-end job at a bookstore nobody hardly showed up at. One thing still remains a constant: he will show up in her life.

Vacation time is over, he thinks. It's time to go home, if he even had one to begin with.

johnny is sane. he hates it. but what happens when tenna finds out about johnny trying to kill devi all that time ago? well, she tries to have revenge in her own ways. but when seeing him trying to commit suicide again, she notices he needs a friend. and we all know that when tenna has a new friend, chaos happens! WEEEEEEEEEEEE! CRRAZZINEEEEES! p.s. I do not own jthm/ I feel sick.

A short story about everybody's favorite homicidal maniac :)

Just some crack stories I came up with in my spare time. Rated for some language and imagery.

Parody of Jack and Sally's song. Devi is alone on the hill, or so it seems. Then a certain someone appears with an empty Brainfreezy cup and a terrible singing voice. What will happen? Huh? HUH? Drabble, rated K because I've been good.

Twenty years later, Devi gets a letter from Nny, asking her out to dinner. Will she go?

Johnny's been gone for... who knows how long. And over time Devi's fear changed to a depressed longing. When he shows back up in town, Devi rushes to him, only their reunion doesn't go quiet as she expected. Nny is more broken then he's ever been before. And Devi has to put the pieces back together again.

...there is only us. Side by side. Into eternity. I never knew, what you meant to me, until that moment, that I lost you.

Johnny discovers fanfiction and decides to write some of his own, then he gets flamed.